I was married by an Elvis impersonator. It was awesome. And, those guys aren't usually actually licensed to perform the wedding, they're just entertainers, so after it's over, you walk out and a Salvation Army minister or something is there to actually marry you and sign the paper. So, you could probably have the…

Go for it! There are many women and men who rock the vintage look on a daily or semi-daily basis. (Says the woman currently wearing a pointy bra, '40s dress, and stockings.) :)

Best gift I received!

£8000?!?! Holy crap.

Haha. Exactly what I was thinking re: Diet Dr Pepper.

Oh, man. I did not know this. Boo! My local deli still has it for now, at least...

DDP and bourbon. Boom! Delicious. (My friend but these two together and we've dubbed it the "Angela," in her honor. I'm trying to get it to catch on.)

You can do whatever you want. It doesn't mean it's nice to make fun of someone for a tattoo you don't care for. (Not that I in any way believe Bilson's to be real.)

I need the formula to figure out how to extrapolate how many blowjobs I've given. Because the question doesn't ask how many dudes have you blown, but the number of blowjobs I've given. I definitely lost count. Maybe that just makes me a Super Slut anyway!

I was just talking to a friend this weekend about aging. I plan to crash headlong into old age and it's going to be rad. I mean, sure, I'd rather not have wrinkles and sagging skin and whatever else, but it's going to happen and the alternative is death, so I'll take aging. Plus, my 3/4"-stretched earlobes and tattoos…

I enjoy going into bars and hanging out and drinking, so it's easy to strike up a conversation with people sitting near you. It depends on the place and language barriers, of course, but it's always been an easy way to meet folks for me. I have tended to meet lots of locals this way. Can also strike up conversations…

I'm of the mind that solo vacationing is best. You can go where you want, when you want, stay as long as you like, never have to listen to someone else bitching about being tired, their feet hurt, they don't want to do X, Y, or Z. Glorious. Plus, you end up meeting tons of new people... Solo or bust!

But can you dance to it?

Man, that's like wedding-ceremony roulette. Thanks for the insight, @quagmire and @rocza.

Cripes. Granted, I was married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas, but don't most people who have more traditional weddings discuss the sort of things the officiant is going to say at the service? Or do they just show up and talk?

I just want to say that I love that you described it as the "cupcake store." That sounds so much more wondrous and awesome than "bakery" or any other term I can think of.

Someone did this to my mom at the gym! "I've seen you in here often. You look good, but you could look better." It just clicked that he was trying to neg her. Jesus.

It depends on the person and one's aesthetic preference. I am Dita-pale and have dyed blue-black hair (as does she) and think it looks swell! :)

Sounds about right to me. If have no desire to ever live with anyone ever again. If I find myself in a long-term relationship or marriage, it won't feature co-habitation. He or she can live in my building, but not in my apartment.

Jesus fucking Christ. I consider myself so lucky I had useful, non-shaming, comprehensive body/sex-ed starting in 5th grade. Props to the California public school system in the late-'80s/early-'90s.