‘If you don’t sign up for FanDuel right now, we’ll abuse this dog.’

I guess Sulu finally made Captain.

Well I can now confirm my wife is not a horrible space creature.

If only there was some way to block for Rivers, dam.

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

Renaud is actually pretty famous in the French speaking world for his softball exploits, but not nearly as famous as his brother Abandon.

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

In comedy, that's known as a "callback."

He's really having a Banner year.

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

Wait till they see what happens when they bring it back in!

Hey Bill,

This is just DRIPPING with irony.

*swipes right*

Fuck Wilson. The dude just up and swims off at the first sign of rough weather. Some friend.

How about the Patriots can take out 1 PSI for each Lynch crotch grab?

"It was so sad to see the hopelessness in their faces, and know that they are never going to be okay," said Johnny, age eight.

I'm sure the kids had a great time hanging with Anthony Bennett. Nothing boosts self-esteem more than being surrounded by individuals in worse shape than you are.

ESPN BOTTOM LINE: Wilson 0-4 when targeting God.