Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Rabbits have 5 toes on their front paws and 4 toes on their back paws. Looks like a falsified document.

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

I still don’t think he’s binged her.

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

Please show your work.

It would be much sadder if it didn’t get stuck.

No. Got too hard then bust a nut.

IMMEDIATLEY FELT A POP & LOST ERECTION

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

he’ll piss all over it to make it “his.”

Or where you end the massage, for that matter.

Um this is in New Zealand so pretty sure due to the Coriolis effect the guy who gets knocked out is the winner.

Have you ever balled as hard as these newlyweds at Saturday’s Minnesota Wild game?

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

That’s because he’s Charlie BROWN.

Minneapolis resident and guy who loves basketball & soccer here. I like going to Twins games to be outside chilling, and my good buddy - who is a HUGE Twins fan - yelled GREAT JOB HOMOPHOBE whenever Torii did something praiseworthy at twins games this year. The indignant looks he would get from Twins fans made my…

even JP would high three you for that

Jason Pierre Paw

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.