His waxen visage would crack like an egg. Ah, beautiful thought.

Remember when Michelle Obama met mini pope? We’re all cooped up, we need this right now:

Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

Oh, mine have been screaming and shitposting “proof” that Warren was on cahoots with Bloomberg and Wall Street for months.

“What this proves is that people weren’t voting for Sanders in 2016; they were voting against Hillary Clinton. “

The effects of “cancel culture” thing are blown out of proportion overall, while acknowledging that at times a few folks have gone overboard.

Ah, but you see, those Sanders goons calling Warren a snake only did so because she *checks notes* put together a plan that realistically laid out how to achieve Medicare for All, and as such is a terrible centrist sellout liberal who must be to the right of Joe. Oh, also She’s using a PAC, which means she’s in the…

i dunno, The Root did more to explain the benefits of a Warren presidency than Jezebel ever did. 

I don’t know you, and I doubt my wife would appreciate it, and maybe you would not appreciate it either, but if I saw you, I might kiss you.

That’s what they sound like in regular clothes, too!

It’s like the before and after of gastrointestinal distress: pepto pink, and then...

The thing that drives me insane about the K clan is this. Kim looks fucking ridiculous. You do you but, the thing is this. There are young women out there comparing themselves to all of them. You will NEVER have a body like Kim’s, she didn’t even have a body like hers. Waist training, plastic surgery, fillers etc etc…

“There’s an urban legend that my pussy changes men,”

This event has all the cultural relevance of a butter churning contest wearing a poke bonnet.
I can’t believe they still twirl fucking batons, either.

No matter how you change the rules, it will always be about that. And I know that and they know that. These women know what a pageant is, it’s just that they know they can win. And if the entire enterprise of femininity is fucked, then why not find ways to win where you can? Why not capitalize on it and earn a little…

So since Trump isn’t accepting $400k/year or whatever it’s ok that he spends millions more than other Presidents on golfing? At his own private resort where the profits go directly to his pocket?

This troll cannot seriously be stupid enough to believe this.

Liz and Bernie have voted together over 90% of the time. So it’s high time we put to bed the bullshit Liz isn’t as progressive as Bernard.

With that mustache, I am shocked he isn’t trying to bum a cigarette off me outside of the Circle K as he splits a 40 with his scabby armed underweight girlfriend, Cherry.

Everybody who has tried to appeal to Bernie’s voters has paid the price because for as much as they claim to be about policy, they are a cult of personality. Harris and Warren tried to make M4A workable and it cost them. The Culinary Union in Nevada disagreed with him on health care and they got terrorized for it.…