Right, and how much water does it take to manufacture a paper plate?

Nope, her mouth is just filled with blood.

“I created Meh Whatever to honor my past and allow others to embrace the malaise, mediocrity and tepidness that embodies what is happening in western Pennsylvania today,” says Artless.Dodger, speaking to the ethos behind Meh Whatever.

i’d also like to submit that jeff goldblum was the perfect addition to this sketch, rivaled only by the wigglyness of the dildos.

“Reasonable Chub” is permanently added to my lexicon. “Exploratory Tug” as well. Gold.

Glee’s Kevin McHale says the show never bounced back after Cory Monteith’s death season 2

Robin Thicke, singing: “What rhymes with ‘hug me’?”

I’m sorry, where is the “FUCK NO” option?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

No. Naaaah. I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not. The more people fawn over her, the more I feel like I’m taking crazy pills, because this is tacky as fuuuuck. But I’m also about done with her (and what feels like about 90% of celebrities, tbf) after the whole Mayweather/Pacquiao fight anyway, so whatever.

Really? That just seems tasteless and out of place to me.

WHY WONT SHEER DRESSES DIE?!

Karen Elson looks pretty great. And she actually dressed for the theme. The people who don’t dress for the theme and who wear short and/or boring dresses infuriate me. If you’re at the Met Gala, you’re probably rich and hot. You have the opportunity to wear a crazy elaborate ballgown, something 99.9% of women will…

kinda tired of this sheer dress with shiny bits covering the nips look. Feels thirsty to me.

Not even Rihanna can pull that off.

OKAY THAT’S NICE BUT CAN WE ALL ACKNOWLEDGE THAT FAN BINGBING IS QUEEN HERE PLEASE

:-(

I live in the midwest, and you would be surprised that we also have art scenes and gardens and minority neighborhoods to fret over and food scenes. But every year white people from here flee to either coast and act like its an accomplishment or the only way to live.

There’s an informative little paragraph at the very end of this article that I think you might find interesting.

I always thought “brownback” was the kind of activity that led to lots of “Santorum.”