A friend of mine and her husband both changed their last name and created a new last name when they got married by combining the first part of her last name with the last part of his. I was half way through telling my boyfriend at the time about this and then started cracking up mid sentence, like doubled over…

My last name is Everman, and I've kept that name through two marriages.

Sadly, it was on her wedding night whe Ashley learned she wasn't going to live at the Home of the Whopper.

The cynical jerk in me can’t help but think all those decorations and treats on the table are laid out way too perfectly. That some assistant likely got stuck with setting up the photo op, taking her picture when everything was ready, and was then given the task of actually preparing the baskets.

It’s the capitalist version of the divine right of kings.

We like to think, as progressives, that we’re just plain smart. But if we support a candidate because “they’ve earned the right”, “it’s just their time”, or some variation of that theme, then we’re not smart. We’re sycophants, blinded by party affiliation and influence.

1. I concur with the required piss-test, and raise you a huge salary cut for all of them.

He's got my vote. #verminsupreme2017

And yet, you're commenting here. Can't you do more with your time?

As soon as she pops out that first kid, she will have a creepy baby voice which will get creepier with each birth. It's in her DNA.

I will only care about the Duggars if one of them leaves the cult or comes out of the closet. I’ve never seen the show, but they come across as awful people.

Not being snarky, just FYI'ing here, but I see a card with a big eagle and flag on it being used at my local Winn Dixie, and I hear the checker ask, "EBT?", see the person nod, and the checker hits a button and tells them to swipe. So, at least in Miami, you CAN tell if someone is using it. And no, I don't care.

As a former user- NO ONE can tell if you’re using EBT. It’s IMPOSSIBLE unless they are standing right behind you/creeping over your shoulder to look at the keypad.

That asshole has never been inside a grocery store in his life. You know he considers shopping to be women’s work & thus beneath him.

I think he can “tell” they’re using EBT cards by their skin color..

That’s exactly what it is, too. We all know he can afford it. 99% of everything this jackass says is a straight up lie.

Sometimes you just need a treat though. And for chips, what all does that entail? I eat my hummus with pretzel chips. Would he ban pretzel chips? I am not on snap so it doesn't effect me, but I still see it as way out of line. You can still have little joys in treats here and there.

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

List of approved items;

You hear that, Poors? No seafood or steak for you! Who cares if those are foods that are extremely nutritious and give you the most bang for your nutritional buck? If you want to eat fish, stop being so poor already.