It's kind of funny, I suppose, that multiple American media sites are so eager to point out the racism that exists in other countries.

3 words: Hiroshima and Nagasaki

He really should be sued for that mustache. It alone is a crime for our eyes to see.

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

Much more entertaining

Chloe Sevigny tries too hard to be edgy. She and Miley should never be in the same room, it would explode from desperation overload.

It might be real, but it's certainly not alive. Live lobsters aren't bright red.

"He feels betrayed because he claims Katie never gave him any warning she was leaving him."

Motivated enough to consume your own placenta, yet too lazy to make it oneself. I have a hard time picturing the intersection of this particular Venn diagram.

If it actually was on fire, they would still deny global warming.

I'm not familiar with this designer but it sounds like he uses models with disabilities for his shows just as a routine thing and isn't necessarily making a huge deal about it? If so, then I'm really impressed.

That's creepy as heck.

Myself I would have just gone with "convicted felon."

On one hand, I could give a shit about some dude and his marijuana and Xanax. I'd be high too if he was my Dad.

if i were in the same magazine as an interview with dick cheney i would consider my life an utter failure

Heather Mills really is the worst. In other news, all of my cousins, who range in age from 15 to 23, know who Paul McCartney and the Beatles are. Most younger kids I know would at least recognize some of their songs. The idea that they would know who Heather fuckin' Mills is over Paul or the Beatles is just laughable.

Depends on what you mean by "kids." Fifteen year olds might not be expected to know (although, as a parent, it would shame me if my kid didn't know about the Beatles or Elvis or Aretha).

She added, "You know, I own the biggest vegan company in the world."

I agree with all of that except with the assumption that teens are very familiar with Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I hear being thin and pretty is the next big trend.