PaintedTrollop
PaintedTrollop
PaintedTrollop

On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

It's not even just that these are two examples of equally corrosive cultures. One of these people sings songs about contracting STIs and wanting to have sex with minors. The other, at least for the most part, sings songs about consensual relationships between adults that don't harm their participants beyond possibly

And I can't travel to Israel because I have a Lebanese visa in my passport and Palestinian friends on my Facebook. So you know, fuck that country, too.

Yeah, this was spot-on but hard to watch!

Omg the juice box, the xxs sticker on the butt, the scooter..... I AM DYING! LMAO!

Before we decry Saudi Arabia and I personally believe this is barbaric, lest we forget the botched execution in Oklahoma, and executions going on throughout this country with questionable drug concoctions, just because we Americans, dress up your executions by hiding them away from the public eye doesn't make it any

AKA the "Logic-Incapable Old White Guy Defense of Dominance Act."

So I'm Australian so feel free to bash away, but I am gobsmacked at the "child safety" priorities here. Every day I read on my newsfeed in the US about mass school shootings of children, children shooting each other at home, a 2 year old shooting their mother in Walmart, accidental death of 6 year olds playing with

This is bullshit. Call it whatever new-age hipster shit you want, these parents have the right idea. There is ZERO wrong with letting your kids walk home together, especially if the distance is short. That's how they learn independence. It's how they become more aware of their surroundings, and it's how they learn to

The only good news here is she's gonna be able to take an extended maternity leave with all the $$ she's going to get from suing them.

The Rubio Gulp was one of the best moments I've ever witnessed on live TV!!!

Preach. If we could build a man who looked like DB and was as clever and charming as, say, Stephen Fry, we'd be getting somewhere.

He is totally the douchwang that would take dick pics at the gym.

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

Also frigate birds

You know what's bullshit? She doesn't have any stretchmarks on her tits and I do.

I get that Joan Rivers made fun of people in a way some found amusing, but let's not forget that she was busy dog-whistling racism, transphobia, and homophobia (sometimes all three at once!) right up until her passing. She was a piece of crap, so I can't say I see much difference between her and Griffin, except that

"Why can't people just FINK?"

Never noticed this before, but Bruce Dern and the killer cabbie from the very first episode of Sherlock look alike.

anyone else click thinking it was going to be a gallery of all Laura Dern's Globes looks ever?