NH holds a “lesser known candidates” debate every presidential cycle, because anyone who wants to part with $1000 can be on the NH presidential ballot. Vermin was not allowed to participate this year because in 2011, he glitter bombed Randall Terry - the forced incubation terrorist.

Republican women have real problems in New England. Michelle Bachman came to NH and reminded us that the shot heard round the world was fired at the battle of Lexington and Concord - New Hampshire. Sarah Palin came to NH and announced she was thrilled to be in the great northwest. That Carly can’t pronounce…

This isn’t a “big storm” by any means. A 4" snowfall is not exactly yooge. Trump’s a weenie. He just doesn’t want his hair to get wet.

Dude had a combover in college. That’s no rumor.

If you don’t get your pictures taken with Vermin Supreme, we’ll know you were really in Vegas for the weekend.

Khloe has some organic flour and some PAM on her meticulously ordered shelves, so we know she loves baking? I must be a fucking pastry chef.

A stroll down memory lane:

Good for her. Nestle is an evil, evil empire. Anything that makes them pay is good with me.

Of course we do know that on social media anyone can pretend to be anything?

Thanks. Your approval means everything.

Yet despite that diverse cabinet, he enacted policies that have devastated people of color - notably his federal omnibus crime reform bill. That’s why we have so many people in prison. Then there was welfare reform, which created even more devastating poverty.

That’s good! Libertarian dudebros aren’t usually concerned with personal hygiene.

Well, maybe you can go join up with the Bundys and wag your gun around.

Like all of your ilk, you also engage in the projection tactic. Does this get taught at Ayn Rand University? Or, wait, it’s Mises U, isn’t it?

That’s really not fair to the postal employees.

“We” didn’t clear anything up. YOU are engaging in the usual 3rd grade level libertarian debate style. I am making fun of you. #getyaheadouttayouraynrand

C’mon dude, you’re falling down on the job. Time to call me a statist who is taking your tax money at gunpoint! #getyaheadouttayouraynrand

With Uber, you’re working for a big company, they pay you shit wages, you get no benefits, and they get all the profits. FREEDUMB!

The so-called “sharing economy” is just another way of screwing people.

Jeb!’s campaign is underwater. This endorsement from the head of the Bush Crime Syndicate won’t make a bit of difference. Also, Babs? You gave us GW. Your judgement transcends being merely questionable.