I have zero sympathy for the GOP. They built this.

Well, if they can’t be bothered, they’ll lose them. As one of the grumpy old women who fought for those rights, it pisses me off that ya’ll didn’t protect them, and now don’t care enough to fight for them.

At what point will women be mad enough to fight back?
I do not understand why every abortion clinic in this country isn’t surrounded by a gang of women with shotguns.

Yup. I’d be more impressed if he’d ever apologized to women for trafficking in women.

Not just a bad person, Ice. You were a pimp.

The drugs must make Babs almost bearable.

She’s starting to look desperate.

Young Randy Paul never mentions that he’s an evangelical Christian when he visits NH.

Make that white, heterosexual, protestant dudes.

Oh, thank heaven! I’ve been fraught with anxiety about those darling Jenner girls and whether or not there was cocaine at their graduation party! Now maybe I’ll be able to stop sobbing and get some rest.

My last restaurant job was at an eclectic, casual, fine dining establishment. I saw entitled parents barge in with strollers the size of Volkswagons and be furious that their table didn’t come with a parking space. I once found a child climbing the awning on the deck, and insisted he come down. His parents were…

Priceless. You wouldn’t snark on any of TLC’s shows about little people, but tall women are fair game?

I’m 6’. I was 5’8” in 7th grade, when I got braces, my first pair of glasses, and my mother decided ballroom dancing lessons were a really good idea. I’ve had to listen to a lifetime of stupid commentary from men…

I was a Mr. Hyde.

A French press would have been so much more creative.

Was it an espresso machine or just a plain old Mr. Coffee?

The hats. Also Two and A Half Men.

Nobody can cry poverty harder than a restaurant owner.

Kim looks as if she’s borrowed Hugh Hefner’s hat so that she can captain the Boob Boat. You remember the theme song...”The boob boat, soon will be making another run...the boob boat, promising tatas for everyone...”

Wrong. I’m a cunt, and don’t you forget it.

Good point, feminist. If there’s one thing in this world that needs defending, it’s dicks.