No. Hot and Paul are not synonyms. They are polar opposites.

He looks like a white supremacist. (It does run in the family)

As a poor, I’m aware that the one thing I’m missing in life (besides enough money to live on) is a “curator” at my supermarket. Thank you Whole Foods!

Apparently Lindsay is going to serve as a “scared straight” role model for pre-schoolers.

Nowhere did I say there was only one kind of fucked up parenting out there, but don’t let that interfere with your narrative. I promise that next time I mention the poors, I’ll be certain to include the plight of wealthy, overprivileged white girls, too - just to be fair and balanced.

Oh, get over yourself, please. I’m a rigid absolutist because I’m not all weepy over the plight of a wealthy teenager who gets far more attention from this site than her intellect and accomplishments warrant?

She’s got money to escape from the family and pay for years of therapy. She’s got choices, which is more than most kids growing up in desperate poverty are ever going to have.

I feel bad for kids that are homeless and hungry. This pampered little twit owns a house, for fuck’s sake.

I don’t think it’s possible to go through the suicide of an intimate partner and not be fucked up forever. One of my friends killed himself while his wife was in the bedroom changing her shirt. She’s never been the same - and never been okay. We were in our early 20’s - so this was over 30 years ago.

I had a maid of honor at the first wedding (I was 18 and pregnant), I had a best woman at the second wedding (I was 24 ) and I wore a tuxedo, and for the third wedding (I was 52) there were no attendants. There was, however, a bagpiper which is far more important than making one’s friends dress up in ridiculous…

And his penis.

Not to be an even bigger killjoy, but the Diablo Canyon Nuclear power plant (2 reactors) is built right on an earthquake fault line. So is San Onofre - three inactive reactors that still have all kinds of radioactive stuff stored right there on site.

Sounds like man on dog has a bad case of amnesia.

Nice of Brooks to come by and whitesplain poverty and racism to us. It irks the shit out of me that this asshole gets paid big bucks to write pompous, moralizing dreck like this.

They aren’t wrong - but I applaud the chain yanking.

In my recent griping about terms I loathe: “artisanal and “curated” (unless you work in a fucking history room or museum), I forgot how much I hate “lean in.” #2minuteshate

Jeb helped steal the election in 2000 that resulted in his fuckwit brother as president. The same fuckwit brother that lied to start a war in Iraq. Jeb was the ringmaster of the Teri Schiavo circus. Screw this phony religious assclown.

Julie Schmitts was picking up dog schitts?

Michelle Bachman on the intelligence committee. The jokes just write themselves.

These people are living the dream of the millions who collected Beanie Babies thinking that they’d be worth something someday.