Fuck this guy. As big a piece of shit as he is, I hope he never knows what it's like to watch someone he loves suffering with a terminal illness, in pain, wanting to die but not being able to. My husband wanted to die about 6 months before he actually did - which would have meant less pain and suffering, and it would…

Good point.

None of the plus size jeans seem to come in longer inseams. Apparently all fat girls are supposed to be short.

C'mon people - it's a strip mall.

Whereas I go against the accepted Jezebel grain and find Cumberbatch very hot, and find Hiddleston completely unappealing.

I'm "Calla" - the ugly jammies.

Please don't reproduce.

Anyone who can read Atlas Shrugged over and over has no sense of humor.

Rand Paul seems to be permanently stuck in 5th grade.

Thank you. It's going to be a long process, but everything is going great.

I was in a car accident in November that left me with a number of injuries, including a shattered/split femur that required surgery. I was in the hospital for 2 months. I'm still in a wheelchair, hoping I'll be walking by spring. That she would voluntarily do this to herself is enough to make me scream.

Fuck this guy. I tried to read The Corrections, but it bored the shit out of me, and I hated every single character. I've never read her books either, because that genre holds no appeal for me, but for this egotistical lout to treat her as something to scrape off his shoe - that just frosts my tonsils.

These are sad, unattractive garments. No wonder Kanye always looks so joyless.

I hope you'll feel differently after you finish high school. Oh, wait - this wasn't written by a fifth grader?

Judge Moore? We'd like the names, addresses, and phone numbers of those gay friends of yours.

Whenever someone behaves boorishly, the fall back position is "I was just joking."

I'd be forced to have some respect for Kanye if he owned his own behavior. "I was joking" is so weak.

We're an empire in decline. We've failed to invest in ourselves, preferring to spend our treasure on global military imperialism.

Star Parker is giving the angry white guys at Fox a verbal blow job. No matter how she sucks up to them, they'll still trash talk her and call her names behind her back.

All of your bleating does not obscure (at least for me) the fact that you're so grievously wounded by the omission of ONE WORD, and absolutely unconcerned by the vandalization of sacred spaces.

Well, I wasn't being defensive, but at this point, it IS insulting that someone who lacks even the most rudimentary grammar and punctuation skills is attempting to school me at anything.