If you're so tired, I recommend a nap. Then when you wake up, refreshed, I suggest you try learning about addiction and the addiction/depression combo plate. And maybe try to move forward with just a smidgeon of sensitivity.

I support this idea. The new country will be required to pay off their debt to the US, and will not receive any foreign aid. And they have to take all the libertarians.

You wouldn't be able to call him flush with cash.

It's a good distraction from his big square head.

We'll cut off the supply of cheap booze and butts......

So, the GOP took a drubbing from minority and women voters, and realized they needed to change something - so they picked wardrobe????

No. He's gay.

TAKE HIM BACK!!!

He's gay. He's one of the few gay men I've ever met that hates women.

One of my Aussie friends refers to New Hampshire as "the Texas of the Northeast."
In the interest of full disclosure, I live in NH. I know Steve Vallaincourt. He doesn't like me very much. I always thought it was politics - but now I know that I don't conform to his ideas of female beauty.

The other awful aspect of…

Sorry for sounding stodgy - but take your fucking hat off when you're standing in front of the Mona Lisa. Show a little respect for her.

I loved that car so much that I bought a (then) brand new 2003 Corolla to replace it. And guess what happened to that Corolla in 2011? Another damned moose. This time the hood just got a little dented before Bullwinkle pranced over the guardrail.

Thank you, fellow traveler.

I never realized Corgis didn't have tails. That big pink anus is mesmerizing.

This is different from any other day in the life of a man....how?

Details, details!!!

I left out an important detail - the moose was NOT killed in the crash. The only fatality was a 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Was talking dirty to Mr. Hot on the phone late one night...and talking wasn't enough. Headed out for the 45 minute drive to his house. In a very dark area on a country road I hit a moose with my car. Totalled the car. When the state trooper arrived, he let me use his phone to call Mr. Hot, who came and picked me up,…

Not yet. She was at Netroots Nation in 2012 and did a morning news update every day that was hilarious.

I love Lizz Winstead.