If you're born into the Lucky Sperm Club you'll never have to work again. If Miley hadn't been born to Billy Ray Mullet we'd all be living blessedly Miley free lives - free of the simpering idiocies of this brainless, privileged twit.

It's a status symbol - a way of grinding the owner's wealth into the faces of everyone else. No practicality required.

Poor lamb. The trials and tribulations of the 1% are so exhausting.

For that much money, you'd think it could be less ugly.

I love it!!

I LOVE the names. I'm glad not to be the only one. Right now there's a barn kitten at my house named Squeaky Fromme.

I was a cook for 20 years.

If your food is wrongly prepared, always send it back. Unless you're sending it back to be a dick and impress your friends, no one is going to be mad at you. In fact, it helps the cooks/chefs. I can't fix a wrong thing unless I know about it - and I want you to be happy with your meal.…

No, that's not bad etiquette. A good server will give you all the information about both dishes, and make a suggestion.

Sorry for the painful reminder - but as you can see, when we forget the horror - they return.

I will gladly change my style of dress when Caroline Herrera gives me a clothing allowance.

Are those culottes or gauchos?

Thanks, dudebro.

Here's a thought - we don't have to take this shit. We can fight back.

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!

I really hated Cousin Rose and all of her tedious nonsense. Season 4 was duller than my second husband.

Shrewd move! He's smarter than I thought.

Why does Kirk Cameron hate capitalism?

Is Dick Shit Jack Shit's lesser known brother?

She looks like an unmade bed. The wrinkled summer pj top is atrocious - as is her posture. Combined with the big foofy skirt, she looks like the cozy your great aunt has covering up the spare roll of toilet paper in the bathroom.

Naked bacon cooking competitions! Naked fry cooks! Naked team climbs Everest!

In 1968, Louis Abolafia ran for president: