Pretty sure Jane Fonda had nothing to do with your father being exposed to Agent Orange. Pretty sure you want to refocus that anger on Richard Nixon, Henry Kissinger, and Robert McNamara, for starters.

Sorry. These are creepy as hell.

Your mother was ahead of the curve. I'm sorry for your loss. One of my friends got all boogered up with the John Edwards cult after his exgirlfriend died. He felt guilty about the way he handled the ending of their relationship. He was easy prey. It was sickening.

This is incorrect. I'm going to die of diaper rash. My daughter has informed me that she's going to make sure I go to a nursing home where they only change my adult diaper once a day.

Thanksssssssssss!

Closer by Nine Inch Nails?

Gossip should be salacious, snarky, or sincere. It should, however, not be stupid. This was.

Sinead tore up the picture of the Pope 22 years ago. What's next, an announcement that Bobby Byrd was once in the KKK?

Has Bieber ever apologized to whomever cleans that kitchen for having to empty out and clean the mop bucket he pissed in? I suppose he was a kid then, too.

I lived in the only county in NH that had (and still does not have) a homeless shelter. A county commissioner once told me that shelters were just a "bandaid." I said, "better a bandaid than a gaping wound." That's exactly how I feel about this. A bandaid is better than fucking nothing.

I'm here to help. :)

Each and every one of these brave freedumb fighters believe that they will rise up and seize control of the tyrannical US gummint (aka black guy in the White House) all by themselves, with the help of their trusty pea shooter. They also believe that in the event of a gunfight, they'd be the last man standing. They are…

And that's why they take your license away when you get arrested for DUI.

Since you mentioned the car/gun comparison, let's have at it. A car is a transportation machine. The car's purpose is to transport people/goods from place to place. A gun is a killing machine. The gun's purpose is to emit high speed projectiles…

I think the simple act of trolling and typing daring phrases like "you're an uppity butthurt feminist" are giving him the satisfaction he craves. You've been very accommodating. His lack of gratitude strikes me as rather ill-mannered.

That's right, dude. From time to time the Tree of Liberty must be watered with the blood of children! FREEDOM!! #USA #USA!!

On the plus side, it won't last long.

Those pictures are bizarre. And sad.

Red is a vibrant shade that will look lovely with her coloring, and perhaps distract us from the fact that her face is immobile and expressionless.

Sorry, not a joke. http://www.christianpost.com/news/kim-karda…

She might. During the lead up to her last wedding, we learned that she was something of a Biblical scholar. There were Bible quotes engraved inside her engagement ring, and she spoke quite touchingly of her religiosity.