I've loathed Joan Rivers since I was a wee lass back in the 60's.

You've said this half a dozen times. It doesn't get any less silly with the repetition.

Because churches are always open, and dying to take care of people's kids for them?

Who knew that was such a lucrative market?

Getting paid to write stories about Bat Boy? What could be better?

For many adolescent boys, tube socks ARE happiness.

Porn.

No one can claim they don't use real chicken in their soup.

PBR, Coors, Miller High Life, or Yuengling! Even Sam Adams, even though he was an elitist who went to Harvard.

What are you a commie? You'll drink a Budweiser, like a real Murkin.

I hated Shannon way more than I hated Drive Shaft. The biggest losers for me would be a 3 way tie between Shannon, Michael, and Bernard.

REAL whales listen to nothing but Highland pipes.

They excommunicated the clan patriarch? What a peculiar concept of Christianity these people possess.

Beware the Idiots of March

Oooh, she's got giant steel balls? Because balls are something women should strive for? I'd say that's encouraging women to dream much too small and set their sights far too low.

Neither Hillary nor the NY Times are "the left."

I say rock the beads - but try to eschew the cheesy orange plastic we see here. Also, fear the mono-eybrosis.

To be fair, I have no use for either of them - and you can add Snoop whatever he is now to the mix.

In other words, you don't know who Peggy Noonan is, and rather than look it up, you made an uniformed and incorrect assumption.

Jesus, Paglia's turning into Peggy Noonan.