Pacotron

5/20/15

If you remember low-rise from the first time around, they’re not talking to you.

5/15/15

Awww... White kids love their dirtbag cosplay. Go burn up those tires you crazy hooligans!

5/15/15

Pretty sure Creed is ok with it.

5/15/15

5/12/15

I failed my CA smog test by having silicon radiator hoses on my 2002 GTI. The struggle is real.

4/28/15

I swear there’s a new brewery open every goddamn week around here.

4/15/15

So many commenters seem like they would be wearing Walter Whities (ht. Platypus Man), if there wasn't such a stigma around them these days. Heavens no... they need PERFORMANCE UNDERWEAR! If your choice could be mistaken for a Tour De France uniform, you probably just prefer your junk fully supported and would be…

So many commenters seem like they would be wearing Walter Whities (ht. Platypus Man), if there wasn't such a stigma…

4/15/15

Buy the proper size and they last quite a while. They're designed to give you some breathing room. Quit trying to smuggle grapes.

Buy the proper size and they last quite a while. They're designed to give you some breathing room. Quit trying to…

4/13/15

Seriously... I don't understand how so many dudes seem to be into wearing glorified bike shorts as underwear. These are like a nice cotton t-shirt for your junk.

Seriously... I don't understand how so many dudes seem to be into wearing glorified bike shorts as underwear. These…

4/10/15

Get a Roomba. Seriously. They don't take the place of a good deep cleaning, but they're awesome at maintaining your floors to a reasonably clean level. Just set it to clean 3 times a week, and clean it out once or twice a week. Throw some googly eyes on it and your husband will have a new best friend. (Spoken from…

2/24/15

if a pair of breasts were never supported then they would actually sag less and not hurt because those supporting ligaments get stronger.

2/19/15

Based on my "studies," men and women are about the same once they let go of their childhood conditioning and accept their own personal preference.

2/13/15

Is there someone actually dedicated to writing for Lanesplitter? I thought it was just a kinja sub-blog.

2/5/15

Good job guys... Ok, what's the tally at now? One down.

2/4/15

How in the world is this going to work once there's more than 5 people on it? My female lawyer friends are too damn busy to read a bunch of daily questionnaire responses!

2/4/15