I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Serious question for women... If the first time you hooked up with a guy, and he was wearing something like the assless red junk-glove above (and wasn't that particular guy whos trunk makes anything work), would that be good or bad?

It's not just Japan that's getting China's smog. It's hitting the US west coast as well.

How I feel when someone opens the door for me:

Damn, didn't see you posted it already. Love me some Eddie Huang!

Yup. (Graphic warning)

I'm not gonna respond to all the racist trolling that follows your post, but the issue isn't necessarily with the engineering... It's with the ground they're building on.

Not let people over when they are using their turn signal. It's rare enough to see a turn signal used, but discouraging it is unacceptable.

You should have made this poll how many wears between washes. I dunno about you folks, but it takes me longer than a week to wear the same pair of jeans.

I'd like to go ahead and RSVP no to any and all baby shower invites, thanks.

So what are their excuses?

Dear lord that impact is terrifying. I bet the trooper was texting or checking his computer... To not see them at all just doesn't make sense.

Hopefully this gets moving soon: http://www.parsemusfoundation.org/vasalgel-home/

I like what you did with the Kinect sensor.

He must have forgot to pay the $9 that day for insurance!