Well, in his defense, he did tag this article as RANT. I think he makes some valid points tho. I too hope gigantophones don't become the new hotness...

Beware the Pepper Ninja!

I think the entire article is about how it's become too damn hard to find worthwhile Kickstarters.

Heyooo! Just signed in with my G+ account!

Buy the bigass used V8 truck I've been wanting for a bargain price.

Ah, i thought it was just someone looking for advice from you all. Also, called he a she. My bad!

I'm glad nobody asked what she will be using it for! Hooray for helpful Gizvice!

Used to be hot chicks drive Jettas, now it's definitely Scion Tc. Well, in SoCal at least.

Butts will be had!

You dainty little flowers... Put the spoons down.

Ah man, Michael Winslow always gets me! haha!

I'd rather not be fucked by anything so large as to require a car to transport it. HEYOO!

Pfft... barely a week in and already at 1.25 gigs. I have another 1 gig on wifi as well. You can have my unlimited data when you pry it out of my cold dead hands! >:(

Negative Ghostrider, pattern is full.

Enjoy your chubby bubbles!

That's for online purchases from what I gather... So, 14 days for in store, 30 days for online, and 45 days for Reward Zone Silver members (in store or online).

As long as they kept their receipt and don't destroy it, they can consider it a trial loaner.

Slim jeans look ok on slim guys (skinny jeans are jeggings in my book). Most geeks I know look a little "top heavy" in slim jeans.

The best burger I ever had was at a local strip club. Cause it was free... and it came with a show :)

Tune in Tokyo!