Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Blah blah blah. Whatever.

at the risk of getting greedy, i want a vlad guerrero in the majors during each of their family’s generations.

Rumor had it that the team was tired of him driving back home after games completely drunk off his ass. He lives near South Bend, and was apparently pretty well known to the Indiana State Troopers along the Skyway and Toll Road.

It’s the Real Time with Bill Maher episode from hell.

Look, it was a good album and all, but it was no Zenyatta Mondatta.

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

Many keeping score across the South insisted he was batting .600 after the first at-bat.

Singh made it to AA and had some real potential if he didn’t suffer two devastating injuries.

The American people, especially the honest folk of middle America, are not kind decent folk. Well, they may be, until they encounter hierarchy.

Then they become craven asskissing bootlickers. We are a nation of joiners and toadies, and I will put a huge amount of money on a very strong correlation with joining a…

Ball, who played college football for the Wisconsin Badgers, said he will be taking classes at the university this summer to finish his degree.

“What’s that Colón you’re wearing?” 

Colon No Match for Anal Power

This might bruise his ego, but he cam longer abuse the notion of being an every-down RB; he may need to switch professions or at least branch out into different aspects of football.

The good mid-major teams also end up getting blackballed in non-conference scheduling, which is why you see Wichita St. getting such a crap seed.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

If he shits the bed? Have you had Chicago-style pizza?

“These people have awful names.”