How I was at 16 would probably be a whole lot different if someone had shot up my high school and killed a bunch of my friends. Don’t be dense.

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

They lobbied for opening bears ears and grande Escalante to mining and drilling, fuck them.

I’m moving further away from football, but I’ll be damned if soccer is going to fill that void.

Yeah, I wonder how many of the jabronis who comment have ever been in a competition halfpipe. They’re basically ice, the walls are vertical and about 18’ high. I’ve snowboarded since ‘91 and those things scare the hell out of me. Also, there’s a reason ski areas don’t build the damn things, they’re death traps.

I’d like to see you try and qualify for Women’s Freestyle Skiing, Patrick.

Fuck that literal mother fucker

I wondered for a second why no evangelicals care that our pious Commander-in-Chief sought sexual relations outside of his sacred marriage, with a member of the adult entertainment industry no less. Then I remembered, Fox News hasn’t even hinted at this having happened. Trump is staying in the White House, working…

Kinda surprised that Pitt players aren’t getting paid, as bricklayers usually have a strong union, amirite?

It helped that the backboard was actually a portrait of George W. Bush.

Never seen anyone use Christian Science Monitor as a verb before

It was a 3-6-1 and was used as an example in Soccer for Dummies of what not to use as a coach.

“Well, U.S. soccer’s not broken.”

You know how this ends right

Ease up A.J., it’s Dalton’s job to do the choking.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

Meanwhile, KaepLifestyle.com remains down from a coordinated denial of service attack.

Get a load of this snitch!

(Actually, this would be amazing. Trump steps into the Rose Garden for a press conference, and Beverley is immediately in his face, bumping him, swatting his stupidly long tie from behind, defending the mic...)

You know they get money from your click regardless of how you feel about it, right?