A well-connected tennis broadcaster said in a production meeting in 2006 that he had it on good authority that Federer planned to retire after the 2008 US Open. I still give him shit about it.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

1) Solid argument about Democrats being babies. The “I know you are but what am I” strategy.

Yeah, that electoral college is shit, ain’t it?

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.

“See? Abstinence doesn’t work.”

I’ve always wondered why Darius Rucker never put out a solo album entitled “Hootie Is My Slave Name”

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

“I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work”

Sadly the hole OBJ made compromised the structural integrity of Lambeau Field and it’s now scheduled for demolition in the spring.

He was probably just trying to attend to an injured customer.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

and where Jesus was born

I just can’t believe Aramark did something tasteful.

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

appears to urge him to, “Suck my dick!”

Then the had Shaq try. He bricked it so bad the damn broke. 23,456 Swiss people were killed in the ensuing flood.

he will continue to sit for as long as Trump is president.

cui Bono?