Because if you don't worry much about the convoluted mess that Tetsuya Nomura calls a plot, jumping and slashing through Disney worlds is really quite fun.

What happened to Swalot's mighty mustache?

Dammit we need a Wii U version with Link!

Shouldn't it be two samurai, two swords, six bullets?

What is it even from?

SHOWER. PLEASE.

Agreed.

I can't believe they'd lock 4p mode like that. Totally ridiculous. Also to add onto your list of auto-fails: No local co-op in a racing game. I haven't bought a new racing game in years because of this.

I’m suing Nintendo. Making a 2D handheld that nobody wants is an idea they stole from the PS Vita — CEO Kaz Hirai (@KazHiraiCEO) August 28, 2013

Hmm, it says I need Unity Web Player, but I already have it installed. Anybody know what to do?

As? As what? I NEED TO KNOW. It's yum as what goddammit!?

I'm interested in this game, but I don't give a crap about the mechs. What I'm happy for is the return of online shooters with high jumps.

Damn you Kinjaaaaa!

That title was so painful to read. Use italics or quotation marks or something.

When was Absol OP? If I remember correctly Absol was originally pretty hard to use before the physical/special split.

Goddammit you got me hooked. Read for three hours before I realized what I've done. Hope you're happy.

Is that a bad thing?

Holy crap these are AWESOOOOOOME. Finally Mawile is actually useable!

So when can we expect the video of the Kotaku team demoing Bumpie's Party?