Still rhetorical.

I blame people being unexposed to -albeit questionable- cultural differences.

How is that a minigame? It's a seedy easter egg. If this came out of nowhere in an other wise clean game, I would probably be skeeved out, but in a game like this I'd take it as a self-aware nod to just how over-the-top the whole game is.

Awww look at the dwarf, he looks so cute, like if he was a kitty!

This isn't misogyny, this doesn't show any hatred towards women. It's at best fanservice, and at worst an optional(for the most part) pointless distraction. Though it's not necessary in the slightest, I can't imagine it to be that hard to look past that to see a beautifully illustrated co-op beat'em up.

Alright... Good for you?

That question was rhetorical.

Well not all people have a powerful computer, and if someone with a Wii U Deluxe wants one of those games, and it's not on sale on Steam, they can get it on the eShop and get 10% back. Maybe they have a strong enough computer but they're Wii U owning friend does, they can play 0nline on their Wii U's. Just depends on…

So any games from this list that are already out that people can personally recommend?

Is that joke even valid anymore?

I haven't played the game nor do I speak japanese, but I'm just going to assume that that woman is trapped in a dungeon and you're there to rescue her.

Except they'd need to get permission from Capcom, Konami, Square Enix, and whoever made Blaster Master.

No list involving video game music is complete without an Earthbound song. The top one is the Sanctuary Guardian theme, which I like for how unorthodoxically slow it is for a boss theme. The bottom one is Natural Killer Cyborg from Mother 3, and... damn is it good.

*Akibaboy at Heaven's gates*

I think you're missing the point. They're explaining how even though you're building these structures out of blocks, it's possible to make it seem like an actual thing that would be in this world.

Just to visually explain the paragraph below it.

I was thinking more along the lines of a Fable version of the characters, but I like your idea more.

Let me just add onto that by saying if there was ever a Zelda movie, every damn piece of music better come from Zelda.

Obligatory.

Uh, that's what I was asking. How is the content creator offering a new experience is what I wanted to know. One of Earthbound's main reason for its greatness (IMHO) is the simple fact that they made every single character say something interesting or funny, as opposed to the standard JRPG "Go to this place to talk…