Paul Ryan.

It seems Toyota is unlikely to let you have the D. 

Trump would literally invade a country.

Plot twist; you want that 20%, you gotta fuck on camera in the store. It's a 'fuckin' sale, after all! 

Here’s to hoping the rapist doesn’t get one of those judges that sentences him to a slap on the wrist. They seem to be everywhere lately.

You don’t want him there. He’d just install a couch and make her get on all fours and continously grab shit from under there while he stares at her ass forever. It’d only be a matter of time until he’d try to reenact one of those ’she’s stuck under the couch, sex is the only thing we can do about it’ pornos he has…

tax cuts

I’m sure she’ll be first in line to get Medicare for All after the evil godless liberals pass it, still cursing them as the medicine keeps her alive. 

EA has been saddle bagging this studio from the day they brought it. Remember when they launched Titanfall 2 against Battlefield 1? That was on purpose.

That’s a pretty easy take to have when you’ve got no skin in the game. Keep in mind that everyone working on a movie - even a big one like Bohemian Rhapsody - don’t get to be famous millionaires at the end of it. Expecting the studio to cave when the powerless and easily replaceable folks at the base of the pyramid…

I don’t get at all how people like hearing this guy sing. He has the most terrible tone of voice. Dogs barking are like 9 inch combat knives to my ears and I would stand in a room full of them barking continuously for a week if it meant I’d never hear another Maroon 5 song. 

Guess you could say they’re elbow deep in the moneyline.

If it’s dumb, and it is, how about we not give it the attention she wants?

Now that was a sick-ass burn, Chocolatechip.

Trump’s not the only one who has discovered his love of caves.

Listen buddy, just because YOU’D walk around barefoot with your dick hanging out if no one could see your body doesn’t mean we would. Just because a sith lord slaughtered a bunch of children once doesn’t mean we have no standards at all!

Did you see that Stone headline? ‘Stone indictment undercuts russia collusion narrative’ seriously?? Do these people have invisible Ready Player One VR goggles on or something? It's like saying 'water falling from the sky undercuts water cycle narrative' 

Come on now, even Lindsay don't deserve that. 

Red, yellow, green, justice league symbol, avengers symbol. Gotta keep your bases covered in case thanos or darksied attack.

Nvm kinja'd