Buyers don’t want ‘good enough’. They want the best. As much as they can get. That’s why you have to upsell your ideals to the max, even if they are lies because you can count on your opponent to do the same and they WILL beat you if you don’t.

You know the type, loud as a motorbike, but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight

Pontiac was far from ‘doing fine’. The brand spent almost the whole decade before the great recession declining in sales which just accelerated as the economy collapsed. Between 2006 and 2009, Pontiac lost 232k cars. Buick lost only half as many in the same period. It was a killing blow the brand was not going to…

Me: You ready for me baby?

Several years? If you need almost a decade to fix up your game, it might not be time for it to go on the market, even for early access. 

I thought Konami intentionally broke PT anyway with an update that makes the monster lady attack you as soon as you leave that first room you are in.

By the time you and your team/company realize that good looking car you’re about to release actually looks like dog poop to the rest of the world, it’s too late; millions has been spent on tooling and infrastructure to mass produce the turd and the monumental changes it sorely needs won’t happen until it’s time to…

You can still avoid the patch - it only detects a patch is available if your online.

You can play games without non-critical patches if the developer/Platform holder allow you to, yes. But if the patch is considered critical by either of them, you will be stopped in your tracks and asked to download and install the latest patch before playing the game.

You put the game disc in your console and it tells you it can't let you play it until the day one patch has been downloaded and installed. Have you never updated a modern console game before? 

Is this the first time someone has recaptured the speaker’s gavel? So delicious that Trump must now negotiate with a woman if he wants to pass anything. Even more delicious that it is one who is prepared to take none of his shit. 

I’ll never forget someone on here in a KH article posting ‘look, it’s not that hard to understand Kingdom Hears’ in a post that could have rivaled all of Lord of the Rings + The Silmarillion in length.

KH2 was the last game I played when it was new, so my plan is to just roll with it. If I miss stuff, oh well. 

I was excited by the lightsabers, but disappointed knowing that won’t lead to the things I want it to...

This conversation should be a lesson for you in how much the average consumer cares about specific categories of things they are comparing and buying. The answer is; not even a bit.

If Pence is out of a job in 2020, it sounds like he’d be right at home at wall street. Mother would certainly approve. 

Actually that means we’re pretty much gonna have to stop trying, because she don’t want it. A presidential campaign is it’s own special kind of hell, and the job itself is stressful as a mofo. The Obamas have already given their best to an undeserving and racist country. They want to move on and we should let them.…

Welcome to american capitalism, where the worth of your skills is not relevant to how difficult or complicated they were to obtain, but how much money someone is willing to give you to perform them. A person can have absolutely no skills at all, but if 10 million people - especially if they are in a highly sought…

I guess he wasn't talking exclusively about humans when he said 'grab'em by the pussy'. That would be awkward to reach standing up, so of course he goes for the ass. Trump's gonna Trump. 

I can’t hear the audio. My brain won’t stop replacing it with “Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut up, shut up, no more talking, stop, shut the fuck up, stop talking..”

You must not have been checking around 2017 then, because Kotaku wrote multiple articles about the game and covered pretty much everything Cliffy B from the moment he left epic to now. Kotaku is why I know about Lawbreakers, Radical Heights, and the rise and fall of Boss Key.