I don’t even like dogs and even I know better than to feed them inedible garbage like this woman’s meat would likely be. They don’t deserve that, man. Come on.

I think it’s time to admit that allowing anyone anywhere access to cheap handheld death machines is a bad idea.

Hey, you take that back! The crypt keeper was just a horridorible grandpa who wanted to tell us some scary stories every once in a while. He would never give the thumbs up to white supremacy or try to feed us ‘alternative facts’.

Lies. Pence would never betray Mother’s loyalty like that.

So it goes.

That’s not really that brutal. I was expecting something more gut punch-y than that.

You could still assimilate him. He’d be yours forever after that.

Depending on how big the giants are, maybe he had to climb in.

Five years before everything is gone? That’s a dumb timeline. We’re already fucked if we waited that long to do something.

You spelled LT5 wrong.

Hey man, usually in anime, it’s the prepubescent 10 year old body that has an adult inside it somehow, not an adult body that started life 10 years ago. We gotta take what we can get here.

Yes, but you know they’re gonna be screening something like that for trolling. Yours would be changed from that into ‘WhiskeyPrayerLovesTrumpAndHatesMexicans’ or something.

YOUR Wife?? GTFOGGOH. Me, you and like 4 other people need to settle this pronto. FOR VIDEL’S HONOR!!

Man, can’t whoever makes EVE (Nexon, right?) just render these battles out with some cinematography and add a documentary voice telling us whats going on? How about David Attenborough? I’d pay good money for a blu ray of that.

Wow.

They’re fukkin dead. Sorry favorite person, but no.

No surprise there. Once the states (even red ones) said “go fuck yourself” to their rediculous request, they had no recourse, and they were already super-unlikely to get what they wanted from the courts when the inevitable legal challenges arose.

I need temporal acid to burn away this entire timeline from the cosmic record.

Who cares about them? They can’t keep anyone out of jail. We really gotta get away from the idea that changing the minds of the Trumpsters is what we need to fix things because 1) No one can, 2) Trump’s horrible Presidency is already destroying support among every single cohort that turned out for him, 3) WE OUTNUMBER…

Hey great for California! But our old friend and closet klansman Steve Bannon just stole Cali’s thunder by throwing Kushner and Don Jr. under the Russia Treason bus.