If your copypasta-ing the naked url, kinja doesn’t like that sometimes. If that fails, try downloading the image to your computer/phone/cat/whatever and uploading it with the select file dialog.

“Hmpf. Fine, whatever. Maybe I don’t need you either. Go on, have fun. See if I care.

It won’t be a clone, but Tyrrell Corporation can certainly assist you in fulfilling your human labor needs. They can even having the product ‘retired’ when the job is over. Here’s one of our retirement specialists out in the field right now!

I’m sorry, but you are dead wrong about that. I scanned through the ‘what others are saying’ part of the story in Facebook’s trending thingy and...UGHH. “Trump, once again, is telling the truth.”, “I don’t understand why this is a scandal.”, “The MSM never treats trump fairly and this is no different.” The supporters…

Oh he is 1000% a deviant. I believe the pressures of the presidency when he gets it (and he WILL get it, it’s only a matter of time) will pop him like a corn kernel on a skillet of fire. That’s when the wall of butt plugs and the furry horse fetish will be revealed.

The shockwave and following wall of fire and radiation ain’t something I can outrun. So whatever, pass the rum.

You won’t be tired for long. There will soon be a bright white-hot flash of light. After that, the ‘winning’ will stop for everyone.

Wow. It’s almost like the person running the government doesn’t know how the government works and where the limits of his powers lie. That can’t be it though, right?

Seven years of campaigning against Obamacare, and the best the great negotiator can do despite having all of congress controlled by his party is an executive order. Pathetic.

If Weinstein had obeyed @VP Pence’s rules for meeting with the opposite sex, none of those poor women would ever have been abused.

I was 13

Now for Goldeneye 2017, you can download the speedrun mod! Time will be slowed to a quarter of what it usually is. Now everyone can speedrun in Goldeneye 2017!...that’ll be $9.95, please.

Go full dunkey and do a sit emote while everyone else fights the war.

...Ted Cruz Posts to Jezebel??!

My favorite; ‘AMERICA FIRST!!!!!’ stickers plastered all over hondas, toyotas, kias and occasional old BMW.

Actually, Hillary is a 40 something instagram star who got megarich after her sex tape with LeBron James went viral. One of the reasons she lost the presidency is her affair with Obama dogged her campaign. Oh yeah, Obama was a MOTHERFUCKER in my universe, but that’s a story for another day.

Man, this is a weird news story. Usually when I come here, it’s to read about all the great things president Trump has done for america. Like when he took office and immediately rose the minimum wage, joined bernie in pushing for single payer, volunteered his tax return immediately and revealed he didn’t pay any taxes…

I think whoever cut the deal with Kelly at NBC had a brainfart on election night and thought the colored electoral map was 100% of america, and not the less-than-half of it who voted.

Some players seem to be damn determined to be angry and alienated no matter what you do, so fuck it. Cut us off. I’d love to talk to a developer behind Horizon Zero Dawn, but not at the cost of them getting death threats and harassment towards their families over a video game. Fuck that.

Its harder to be a shithead in meatspace. People who are there just to interact with their favorite novelist or whatever can reflect your terrible behavior right back at you, and the shithead/normal human ratio at things like this will never favor the shithead. Also, the star attraction has the audience in there…