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  • theroot
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    I’ll take the keys if you don’t want it.

    Man, all the footage I see of this game is of half-naked people shitting everywhere, getting killed by giant dinos they aren’t prepared to fight and poking dodos with sticks. How long exactly does it take to get to the cool shit in this game?

    Is that a sunfire???

    Now playing

    Slide of the Tiger
    It’s the thrill of the drift
    Creeping up dangerously to that guardrail
    Uh-oh, grip it is fading
    Going over the cliff
    But the bending rail will stop the sliiiiiiiiiiide...

    The trolls would be instigated anyway. As we all learned from the 6 year hissy fit republicans threw over a brown person being president, someone who wants to punch you in the face is going to do that no matter how many olive branches you offer in response, so it ain’t even worth it to try. May as well throw some

    She touted her justification already. So long as massa keep signing her checks, the whip cracks in the fields and the screams from the barn at night don’t concern her none. Better them than her.

    No seats? WTF, how do you drive it? A hummer limo with no seat is just a poorly executed cargo van. CP.

    That didn’t really happen, right? Please tell me Ryan did not manipulate the belongings of a blind person to get a high five. That’s CGI, right? RIGHT???

    Well it’s not my fault that lazy baby can’t pick himself up by the boot(ie?)straps and get a job to pay for his heart surgery. Babies in America already have it good. You think the chinese babies who made my iPhone get heart surgeries on demand whenever they want for free? No!  

    Dayum. And almost no damage to the car. Time to play the lotto, gray micro hatch guy.

    Far more upsetting to me is the reality that there is someone out there dumb enough to give Milo $12M, but also rich enough to be able to spend $12M on something. That whoever that is can be independently wealthy to that extent is evidence that we have failed as a civilization.

    Hey, now. Think of it from the pilot’s point of view. It’s not like he has the opportunity to indulge his minority abuse fetish at home with becky, and the company is starting to get wise to his ‘activities’ down in Malaysia, so the choke-an-asian-prostitute-weekends are all but done for.

    “Yes! Now that scion is dead, we’ll have the giant compact coupe no one asked for market all to ourselves! Wait, what do you mean there is no market for that? That’s part of what killed scion, you say? Blast it! You win this round, toyota. This time...”

    I’m going to call this the Ruckus-Dolezal spectrum of racial fragmentation.

    EL_ULY 2020

    No, they should continue with the no-sex having. No sex for them. Wall of that section of the gene pool and let that shit just drain the fuck down.

    It’s a cartoon. Look hard enough at it and it will fall apart. Unless intentionally designed to be as such, a cartoon universe is not going to have the same level of consistency and logic our own universe does.