Lol, runoffs. The ‘making up playground rules until you win’ of democratic election mechanisms.

I always wondered how the money aspect worked for victims of sexual assault, because none of them seem to be swimming in the dough post accusal. Trump’s accusers were rewarded with having him as their president. Cosby’s accusers got...what? A(n admittadly great) magazine cover for ‘awareness’ sake? There’s a trial…

Hey, y’all. Did you know Trump’s reelection fund is something you could donate to right now, as he set it up immediately after he obtained the presidency? Did you also know that a lot of those donations are small and coming from people who, umm, are not at all billionaires to put it mildly? Did you also know that he’s…

Ingredients to a F&F movie

Maybe after he gets too old, we could get an old man logan + old man blade buddy cop style movie. I’d watch that.

I’m not sure you really want that kind of ‘confidence’, as it only works if you 100% agree with and echo everything other mediocre conservative white males say. Step out of line and it’s getting cut down faster than the home tree on Pandora.

Locked in the bathroom with the flight attendant: you’re fucked. But in the fun way! AWWW YEAAAHH

Logic? Reason? What kind of flamewar is this?!

“Git the fuck on wit dat weak-ass throw, human. You want me to fetch you gonna haveta WORK for it. I ain’t if you ain’t.”

If only that would really happen to Dolezal. Then she really would have to live with the consequences of blackness instead of just emulating it for fun and profit.

He just needs to be patient. Once car shipments fall of a cliff and giant conglomerates go back to killing off halo products no one can buy anymore because the economy has crashed...BAM! Good Ol’ Fixer Sergio is back in the saddle!

This reads like if Donald Trump could use sentences with more than 7 words in them.

Oh, that look on her face. It’s so...uhh. Yeah.

Are you implying Melania and Trump do not share a tremendous love story that is bigly in every way? It’s almost like you think she does not love her husband. Why ever would you think that?

But what if the ‘fetus’ it fetches is actually krang?

Mango Mussolini

We really have become Animal Farm.

Does that Camry have eye cancer?

That washing machine is our country now :(

Especially after this first quarter of launches. Jesus I don’t think I’ve lived through such a concentrated barrage of awesome from the gaming industry before.