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    Fox news? Aggressively cross-examining a republican agent of the administration? And I’m watching in agreement????

    Whoever did that needs to have their business license revoked, their citizenship cancelled, their facebook unfriended, their youtube unsubscribed and their earth account unlife’d.

    Counterpoint: We don’t need to talk about the Dodge Nitro! We don’t have to do it! We are fortunate to have made it to a future were Dodge terrifies us in a good way with 700HP straight-line cruise missiles, instead of the bad way. The Nitro way. The PT Cruiser way. The battery-in-the-fucking-wheelwell way.

    Well, Good. Maybe they can make him roam around at night with a camera so at least one person in this administration can experience some horror instead just dishing it out.

    Because that isn’t Bison fighting. It’s his Chevy Vega with his usual colors as a livery.

    Not an accurate summary, way too coherent and honest.

    Not gonna do that either. Despite not being from here, this is the most Florida president we’ve had in the history of institution. If you want Florida Man and his wife Crystal Metheny to do anything that might harm him or his followers, you’re outta luck.

    Sorry, but Florida Man won’t attack his own kind.

    Well you can’t expect him to start the campaign after the country has been reduced to radioactive rubble. The dead don’t show up to rallies! Gotta get stumping now while the infrastructure is still standing and the approval rating isn’t trending negative!

    ‘Main squeeze’? What are you trying to say? It’s not like Melania’s permanently moved in to Trump tower and Kushner will soon be thousands of miles away for perhaps year-...Oh.

    Pictured: Trump’s next secretary of labor nominee at his previous job.

    Let’s send Suzy a nice e-card for all her hard work.

    If nokia made arcade machines, this is what would happen.

    +1, but fuck you for making me remember Air Bud exists.

    The Trump mod. It looks cool, but soon after install it wrecks the game world and kills every thing in it. Considering how much wreckage and death there already is in Fallout 4, that’s damned impressive.

    Ofsteve? As in Steve Bannon? Good god. In Handmaid’s Tale world, whoever Ofsteve is will basically be to him what a chewtoy is to a dog. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. I wouldn’t even wish that on Steve Bannon!

    We’ll try to finance both and crash value of the dollar when no one buys our T-Bills anymore.

    Dissent is at the foundations of American history. It is literally what the first Americans did on day one, moment one of the founding. Loyalty and blind obedience will never have a seat at the table of our republic.

    The same folks who elected a know nothing who appeared out of nowhere and is now barfing his stupid all over our nation.