Yeah, but that dude was, hands down, the beardiest.

Wow, I have an 8 year old son who has a similar build to that kid. Watching that was pretty viceral. If I saw someone do that to my boy I might just kill them.

One of 4 people under 68 years old, you mean. Plenty of old folks dig black licorice.

It does not change the fact that that this guy was knowingly enriching mass-murderers if he was buying his weed from the cartels.

No, comes in second to what the cartels that probably supplied this guy do every day to people in Mexico and Central America.

If he was buying all of his weed from hippies in Humbolt I would be on board with this but if he got it from south of the border he is enriching some of the vilest most murderous people on the planet and fuck him.

So, it’s basically a Toyota version of the Mazda 5, minus sliding doors?

Do you think he wouldn’t be doing this if he wasn’t playing football?

Yeah, if the lineman has zero fighting/wrestling experience the smaller wrestler/martial artist can take him but it does not take a whole lot of skill on the big man’s part to close that gap really quickly.

Yes, because what they were doing up to the very early 20th century was so different than what ANY other power on the planet would have done given the opportunity.

Why do you think Debra Cruise-Gulyas is white?

This is a church that says that black people are black because they committed genocide against a different fictional group of people.

Alot of them would probably do ok. The terrible thing about college admissions is they aren’t keeping kids out of Harvard because they would be unable to graduate, they are keeping them out because there are only so many positions for students available. Once you are in, you would do ok, otherwise these parents would…

VooDoo donuts in Portland Oregon. The easiest way to spot a tourist is to look for them wandering around the city with the pink box.  It is not even the best donut place in the city.

Should we ask for permission to hug them next? Otherwise they are going to grow up and just hug everyone in sight! If they get hurt, should we obtain consent to pick them up and comfort them? We don’t want them just trying to pick up comfort an injured adult when they come across them later in life. How awkward would…

He made a decision to go to college, and injuries are a part of that process, and sometimes you get hurt, sometimes you don’t, man. But you made the decision to go to college and you made your commitment to the university, then by all means finish your commitment.

That is some grade A dad-starin’ right there.

Also, fuck the Patriots.

If Steam really took down a game for insulting the most powerful dictator on the planet, I might actually jump ship for Epic...

Well, historical ancient Greece would have been a lot less pleasant a place to play for Kassandra. Homosexual relationships among men (and men with little boys) were quite common (actually the norm) but men still married women and had children with them. Women, however, were firmly kept “in their place” by ancient…