I was thinking the same thing. But I really want to believe that this dude ACTUALLY went 208 MPH in his Mustang...for reasons.

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

As a Pats fan, my initial reaction was to freak out that it wasn’t a PI call. However, upon seeing the reply immediately after, it’s pretty obvious that, even if you don’t take into account the initial contact by Gronk, he and Kam were equally physical. Begrudgingly, I have to agree it was a good no-call.

I had to go though a lot of crap and pay hefty fines when pulled over for 93 in a 55. Patrick George spent 3 days in jail for the same. This jerk does 107 in a 45 and they laugh it off.

Cassius Marsh is a player on the Seattle Seahawks. The Seattle Seahawks fan-base is commonly called “the 12th man” (in football, each side only has 11 players on the field at one time), the implication being that they are such a loud and helpful fan-base that when they play games in Seattle with the loud home crowd,…

Mark Twain once said “Golf is a nice walk spoiled by a pack of mongooses”.

Cassius

W seemed like a good guy. He did come across as kind of dumb on more than a few occasions, but I never felt like he was completely unfit for office....like I do for Trump. I would have been a little upset if it were another GOP candidate who won, but the fact it was Trump, and electorally, it wasn’t even close. How…

That dude has always kept it 100.. He’s expressed the emotion I can’t quite seem to articulate when ppl ask me “what’s wrong?”

#ImWithStan

This election. Now W is being seen as good and honorable. And by comparison he probably is.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

I’m ready for Dems in congress to just go full Tea Party. No attempts at governing, just obstruct whatever the opposing party is trying to do and hope you get rewarded come midterms because they’re in charge now and then everything can be blamed on the GOP. Why not?

Sure! I even have a crawlspace under my house. My parents harboured draft dodgers during the Vietnam war, so I’d be carrying on a family tradition of sorts.

I woke this morning extremely confused. In theory as a Repub I should be happy, but I’m not. I can not believe the country could possibly be this stupid, but yeah actually I can.

It’s an unedited copy of the closed captioning. We’ll get a cleaned up version, I’m sure, but in the meantime, these aren’t Deadspin’s errors. They’re the closed captioner’s errors. I mean, except for the parts that aren’t sentences and/or don’t make sense, that’s all Donald.

This made me feel a bit better. Thanks, friend. I think we’re all gonna need that for the next four years. Be good, y’all.

Patriots fans who supported Clinton/Not-Trump, this is what it feels like to everyone else when your team wins the Super Bowl. It’s like the asshole from an 80s teen movie never got his comeuppance and instead went on to be president.

As a Muslim American who spent the night consoling friends and family members, please, do not be jaded. As ridiculous as that sounds, it’s literally my only request. Because jadedness lends itself to apathy, and if there were ever a time to actually care about anything, it’s now, facing a clown president and a fascist…

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.