I would probably start by trying to figure it out prior to you having kids...

Out of curiosity where do you live that you are seeing E30 like prices?

“Too unreliable.”
I know you are going to get eviscerated by others just fine, yet I feel the need to tell you that you could stand to do a bit of research if you think 240 and unreliable belong in the same paragraph. 

Get back to me when you can buy a running, daily drive able Miata for $200. Until then, 240 is king ;)

+1 for the GT but.... If its Volvo we are talking, we all know its required to be a 245...

Do my in-laws around holiday times count as pests to worry about?

Fucking teenage girls. I swear, one of the most terrible types of people on the planet...

“Oh yes, because Jalopnik and the whole Gawker conglomerate have ALWAYS been known for their journalistic integrity....”
For someone who bitches, moans and cries so much why the hell do your grace this site with your fantastic presence?

DAMNIT. This kill me lol, just bought a 2 TB external for my Xbox for something stupid like $65 or something and its already almost filled... This would have been perfect!

DAMNIT. This kill me lol, just bought a 2 TB external for my Xbox for something stupid like $65 or something and its…

I am SO glad he made the very important decision to do this. Really going to change America for the better!

Halo was different how?

Its almost like you think you are telling me something I’m not already incredibly aware of lol... Thanks I suppose ;)

“ and in the rest, enough to get a severe bollocking.”

The only point you made is that we should have a bleeding heart for people who desperately want a better life for their family.

“You dont need to be a trump supporter or a conservative to be a souless, callous asshole.” 

I get its a desert, but why exactly is that suspicious? Hiking + sidearm is not exactly an instant “GOTCHA” where I’m from lol

“ICE Office of Professional Responsibility”

“Presumably, you spent $5 on that nicer beer because you wanted to taste it.”

I recall many a meme comparing a certain previous presidents wife to gorillas and apes. Shut the fuck up.

Picked up new phones earlier this year for me and the GF. I have a Galaxy S7 and she has a Iphone 7. She has the ability to minimize youtube without interruption yet I cannot. Looked through the contract and any other info I could find and there is nothing included that should give her that ability over and not me.