"Faith" being one of the lawyers on Elin Woods' team.

'Don't be afraid. I will uphold you with my victorious right hand.'

@istealllamas: Al Michaels was THIS close to using that for the Miracle on Ice.

"Step One: Email friends to remind them not to send updates or reactions.

@Dee Dee King: That's assuming he's not the one writing them.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: "Could I interest you in a cell-phone picture of a fundamentally flawed cock?"

You hear that, A.J.? Bears. Now you're putting the whole website in jeopardy.

I just felt the entire city of Cleveland nod in unison.

@Brotherford B. Hayes: +10 pt. bold

Get back to me when we confirm that someone from Vivid Video posted her bail.

Behind the scenes footage from Garrison Keillor's new production of "Basic Instinct"?

I'd have been more convinced if he'd promised to go "balls to the wall".

So "PVP" is Tebow, right?

They do know "reviewing the matter" consists of more than Googling Sterger's pre-reduction photos, right?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: It's also newsworthy as a measure of the NFL's internal consistency. Graydick got four games for... well, since charges weren't filed, he got 4 for being a single guy in his late 20's who likes alcohol and loose women (the horror!). So aside from any legal repercussions, what's the Personal…

"Hi Peter!"

Carew may also give this "LOST" show a try, too. He's heard good things about it.

One book, "Wrangler Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Brett Favre.

"Hummingbird screwed Hummingbird"?

"when i was asked to pay the fee, i laughed, said no way, and walked away. but i didn't get far..."