Can you get absinthe in the States yet?

Now you're talking. But where's the brew kits?

@bender123: They should have gone the Ikea route and just used pictures to explain everything.

@mipakr: I churned through the first season already on Netflix, lol.

I saw that too, and almost sent it into Tips. Glad somebody picked up my slack.

MODERN FAMILY?!

Long time since I've seen a chameleonfish.

Oh, I thought those were just liver spots.

@Always Winning: How does one see in a green man suit?

@Always Winning: Nice.

Annnnnddd onto Conan.

@slanket: Can't we just have the broadcast team express their opinions in pantomime?

Gruden should be restricted to talking less than 15 seconds on any given sentence.

@StrangeRanger: Oh, that was no problem. And as a kid I did a faceplant off of a swingset onto concrete. How would this compare?

They should have paid to get the frog out of his throat.

I thought SH stood for something else...

I want to watch this video, but I don't think I could stomach it. Could somebody give me a synapsis?

@stre: NO.

Not too surprised about Penn State. WE ARE!!!!

@Bastard 420: Beating you guys in 2002 was the singlehanded greatest football game I've ever been to. I remember it so awesomely.