In related news, a Swedish Man was found dead due to a ruptured stomach while listening to Daft Punk.

Big words help to explain the $78 price tag.

@ppppp: You're right, it's Timex!

It's a man banana. It's a manana.

Jim Gaffigan would be proud.

@pixelsnader: Or a sweet dance party.

@bobthedj: Yes, I need to get out of the house today.

@bobthedj: Actually, I wrote a simple program, and determined that they will just simply cease to exist:

@P3nnst8r: Professional Commenter: Vacuum optional.

What if you put this on a chameleon?

So you're telling me that you now live in a fancy strip mall?

Where would that Lenovo U260 you reviewed a few weeks back fit into the mix? I thought that was a pretty nifty machine.

Someday, me. Someday...

@Úlfur Kristjánsson: BAH! You got to it first!

Could have been an epic sundial.

God speed the people riding in these if it spots a bag of chips.

I reiterate.

Was that one of Andy's trick plays?

That was an awkward joke, Cris.