It's an either or, people. You're either with socky dicks or you're with cancer. Pick a side.

Saldana seems like a strange choice to me. Rosemary is such a delicate, breakable character. She's so naive and even when she finally starts putting things together and fighting back, you're sad but not surprised that she doesn't win. Zoe Saldana usually plays such tough, asskicking fighters. I just can't imagine her…

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You need to walk your dog. Just letting them out into the yard to run around isn't good enough.

It's really not that big of a deal. Weitzell was just making sure that they didn't have any gays in the locker room.

Hennessey never fought a bear but he did once con a yak.

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now we're just beating a dead horse with these Incognito articles.

He was in the movie, crazy pants.

The Academy lacks a sense of humor...and irony.

What's secondly?

It's easy to grin when it's your basement you're in
and you're sending out another terrible tweet.
But the bigot worthwhile is the one who can be vile
while a gay football player knocks out his teeth.

ESPN also reporting that Elkington is not expected to say that to Sam's face.

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

I mean, I know that. It was my more economical way of saying that Conor Oberst has decided to retire the moniker and that there will not be any future music released under the name. I don't think OP really cares about these fine distinctions though.

You know, Hendrix's version of the anthem was highly criticized for being "different" and it eventually went on to become a classic. I guess what I'm saying is, if we give these guys enough time maybe they'll all O.D.

Umm... there was nothing about Santa in this story. What are you talking about?

And all the men talking about their wives' clits in graphic detail need to go.

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

Wow. I haven't seen Ovie this disappointed since 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009...