She was born Kathy Lee Epstein. She's Jewish, at least if you consider people who are born with Jewish heritage to be Jewish. Yeah, she converted to Jesus and stuff.

Windy desert Republian shithole vs California coast... Hmmmm. Yeah, I'll stick with Santa Barbara.

Well, Jacob, that would depend whether Brandon Spikes has been caught on tape physically assaulting a woman.

I think that the Kanye story used the word "slinked" because of the really strange way that he went down the club stairs.

Walter is obviously their Sketchy Jeff.

Can I be politely frank? If it was your wedding, and you have a Puerto Rican family, then how about either hiring a PR or at least Latino DJ, or else giving him/her a list before hand? Because hiring a white or black American DJ who probably doesn't know Puerto Rico from Mexico, or at least doesn't know the…

People with detailed fantasies about prison rape are like cross fit athletes. They're going to tell you about it whether you want them to or not.

What could they have possibly considered charging Palmer with? Impersonating a Samsonite?

I sincerely hope that none of you have been eating margarine. It's one of the worst things you can put in your body, just below a republican lacrosse player.

I don't know about you guys, but I blame Rosa Parks.

And for god's sake, will Claudette Colvin ever get the recognition she truly deserves? She's even still alive!

A "young reporter?" Weren't you like 30 at the time?

Everyone thinks their marriage will be the perfect one that lasts forever.

Agreed. Rosemary's delicacateness is the soul of the original film. That, and the Dakota set, and finally, the Castavets. If they are changing all three of those things for this remake then they are losing just about all of the appeal. But I'll try to keep an open mind.

Forget about who?

But what about all those times when the Italians weren't racist???

"We're gonna disappoint you guys like Billy disappointed Amanda on Melrose Place!"

Mahopac was actually the local tribe's word for "little douchebag."

He set up an really negative anti-commenter environment for a while. Ruined the fun.

DUAN is dead because AJ ruined it, like he ruined a lot of stuff at Gawker. It's not coming back to how it was a few years ago, when there would be 500 to 1000 comments easily. Aside from random open threads related to games in progress, there's not much else you can do to take its place. It's over, Johnny.