But if I don't threaten people with death, how will they know that I want them to die?

Don't worry ladies, I know his junk may seen formidable, but something about him tells me he won't be able to make it all the way...

Oh jeez, how did I miss the obvious trolliness of that comment??? I am off my game today. Thanks for righting that ship real quick.

Nope.

Gawd what a perfect comment.

The Mean Things They're Saying About Our Hall of Fame Ballot

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(I feel it would be inappropriate to not mention I got this from Reddit.)

Opponent: Hey Johnson! You suck!

It would be simple to fix. Players and managers could agree to cease and desist, and MLB could implement a new rule: The victimized team may stop the game when the hidden ball trick is pulled, and should this rule be violated in more than three games, no home games will be played at the offending field for the rest of…

Human:Where's the puppy

Well? WHO IS THE GOOD BOY!?!?!

Just once I'd like to see "heartwarming allegations emerge. "

Just because he didn't get the perfect game by like one foot doesn't mean everyone will forget his name.

I understand really tight coverage can be frustrating, Riley, but perhaps there was a better word to describe it than "nagging."

The comments here are a teensy bit on the scary, ruthless, and bloodthirsty side. The guy committed horrid, unimaginable crimes. I get it. But I still don't think either "what a coward" or "dammit I really wanted him to suffer longer" are appropriate responses.

I think it would be more appropriate to say "1000 hours of hard labor sentenced to Chris Brown."

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