Forget about who?

I watch strictly for Ygritte, who wears the most clothes and yet is still the hottest.

But what about all those times when the Italians weren't racist???

"We're gonna disappoint you guys like Billy disappointed Amanda on Melrose Place!"

Mahopac was actually the local tribe's word for "little douchebag."

He set up an really negative anti-commenter environment for a while. Ruined the fun.

DUAN is dead because AJ ruined it, like he ruined a lot of stuff at Gawker. It's not coming back to how it was a few years ago, when there would be 500 to 1000 comments easily. Aside from random open threads related to games in progress, there's not much else you can do to take its place. It's over, Johnny.

You're joking with that, right? Ironic humor? Saying something that only a fucking moron would say and pretending you're serious? That's what I thought.

Damn liberal media with their dog-walking agenda.

I had a golden named Belle who died a few years ago. A toast to our girls.

I love the La Brea Tar Pits. The edges have those ancient Sprite bottles, cast off by a caveman before he battled a saber-tooth tiger.

You're an atheist, eh? Fascinating. Tell us more.

Black Velvet in that little boy smile. Black Velvet, your C7 was crushed from that pile.

Schneider to Carroll: "We really needed more help on the O-line, but jeez, I'd hate to disappoint the poor kid."

Want to go get a drink?

"Hi, I uhhhh... Need to buy some shin guards for my, ummmm, son. Do you purchase yours via Guanghang Province so as to reduce the shipping costs associated with the Hengshi tariff? I bet you guys really piss off Consolidated Plastics with that huh? I mean... Ummm... Do they come in blue?"

Trailer park bear, known scientifically as Ursus Americanus-Flagus Shirtus.

Well, there is that kid Rutherford Wellington IV, from New Hampshire. His parents died in a Harry and David factory explosion and fire.

Funny satirical twitter accounts have a very short shelf life. DadBoner is way overdone at this point. One could argue that CondeElevator was never really that funny to begin with. When they're strung them along for purposes of money and fame, while understandable, they really wear out their welcome.

Tragically, outfielder Willy E. Coyote was pronounced dead at the scene.