The fruit is so low-hanging it's underground.

You're right. I have called someone "fag" before. Then I turned 13 years old and started to realize that it was a shitty thing to do.

Religion is a choice. Sexual orientation isn't a choice. By either not understanding that or choosing not to accept that, you'll remain part of the problem.

Fuck off. It was unfunny, and also mocking a pretty brave person for simply being who he is, by suggesting that he's somehow less of a man. It's stupid and insulting and worth being upset about.

American Ski Pole Karen Carpenter Not Eating It

Bright Eyes barely ever existed. It was always just a faceless life-support system for Conor's solo career. He's always seemed to think of himself as a solo artist.

The Wizards didn't knowingly sign an openly gay player. This is a difference.

The Stroke Belt sounds like something a self-flagellating masochistic masturbator would use.

MMF threesome is best threesome.

Has Gawker Media acknowledged that it's doing a week-long promotion of the Tonight Show masqueraded as articles? Is this even worth asking about? The line between advertisement and non-advertisement has never been less clear.

Oh hey, it's all the men using this as an excuse to graphically describe how well they fuck. Sup guys!

"Less than 24 hours after that alleged assault occurred, Sharper was attending a charity event for his women's football camp. Touched in many ways, indeed. "

Police: "Hmmm. This is getting difficult. Ok, let's try this another way. If Darren Sharper didn't rape you, please take one step back."

This has inspired the band to change its name to Kunta Kunty.

I haven't seen a Caucasian bear this upset since they canceled 2-for-1 drink night at the Manhole in Sheboygan.

No slave ownership in his family tree, but he swears that his dad was once really rude to a taxi driver.

"No! I said we had room on the roster for one more retread! Get me Nate Robinson on the phone."

There is nothing cooler than a drunk guy wearing another man's jersey while yelling at millionaires who wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Shame on a boarder who try to run game on a boarder.

Dane Cook, Empowerer of Women.