Yikes, now we know what the "C" stands for.

He, she or they... I still don't want to see a picture of the beach with your feet in it.

I know. It sucks. I went to school in Lawrence and used to have good feelings for the place. But Kansas has done goofed too many times.

Please, no. This person is a troll in the purest sense of the word. He says stupid shit that he couldn't possibly actually believe, with the intent of upsetting people and starting lots of replies. Then it's off to the next story. He will go away soon.

Dick Bass is what Tommy Lee sometimes played to entertain Pamela. If he stretched it enough he could get a Low E sound.

Dad likes Applebee's because they have his antiquated views glued to the walls next to the rusty golf clubs and fishing poles.

An NFL player could go to the club with a Bluetooth in his ear, a wedding ring and a cold sore, and still pull tail. They don't need wing men.

"This topic has been covered in depth already. He's my teammate and I support him like I do every other teammate. Do you have any questions about football that you'd like to ask me?"

1/10, not believable at all. Try harder.

She wrote for the AV Club, huh? Well, she of all people knows that when you someone eat it.

This is so stupidly funny. Stupid, but funny.

Although, 250 of them came when Russell Simmons went on TV to promote SUG, his new clothing line.

Do you mean 35 years ago?

Kate Upton asked about skipping her shoot and giving me a handy in the DQ parking lot.

The airplane is like a football that he threw to one of his receivers but was instead caught by an opposing defensive player.

Yeah, show that little faggot who the real man is, by putting your balls on his face! Sweet brah.

In the muggers/beaters defense, he was an adult dressed like a superhero.

That cat died a little while later.

Professional underwear models aside, is there any circumstance in which a man looks better in tighty whiteys than in boxers or boxer briefs? They're the granny panties of the male species.