Let me guess. Your penis.

In the time since you posted that, Robert Pollard wrote 19 songs.

It's not cool of Mario Lopez to not attribute that quote to whomever he stole it from. Because I guarantee he didn't come up with that himself.

This is just like in the movie Airplane!

I could never tell if that woman was crying with despair or laughing. It's kind of disturbing. But good pull anyway.

I spent an extra year in college and an additional $15k in tuition to get a journalism degree, and realized within a year of graduating that I would never get the job I wanted and that I had made a big mistake. It's disappointing to look back and wish you could start over and pursue something else. But then again it's…

That just seems cruel. That shark needs to be in water.

Am I missing something, or isn't an audio-only FaceTime call kind of the same thing as a phone call?

Those two Bieber tweets have almost exactly the same number of RTs. What's up with that? I know he's got a bunch of kids who will RT anything he says, but I wonder why the almost identical count.

"Wewl, it's one louder, isn't it?" Is one of my favorite lines from anything ever.

I love my dog but have never talked to/at him about my life. That's a little strange. All I ever do is ask if he wants to go for a walk, or else persistently demand to know who is a good boy.

Well played.

Would you be concerned that an official from the Ohio DOC might see it and decide to obey it?

JaBorian.

Yeah, I'm on Team Hater. The vast majority of things are overhyped, overrated, crowded and too expensive. Most people are boring and annoying. Most TV is total shit. Just leave me the fuck alone so I can listen to music that doesn't suck.

I'm going to see Godspeed You Black Emperor on Thursday. Anyone seen them live? Should be a good show from what I hear.

I came here to post Fuck Buttons. This album is great.

Hey Duan. I lost my job to layoff on Thursday. They gave me a severance package which is tiny, but I was still grateful for what I could get. It's weird thinking about how I won't have to be anywhere on Tuesday. Anyone been through that?

If you zoom in and look closely you can see the manhole cover that he put next to it for a size reference.