The Wizards didn't knowingly sign an openly gay player. This is a difference.

The Stroke Belt sounds like something a self-flagellating masochistic masturbator would use.

MMF threesome is best threesome.

Has Gawker Media acknowledged that it's doing a week-long promotion of the Tonight Show masqueraded as articles? Is this even worth asking about? The line between advertisement and non-advertisement has never been less clear.

Oh hey, it's all the men using this as an excuse to graphically describe how well they fuck. Sup guys!

"Less than 24 hours after that alleged assault occurred, Sharper was attending a charity event for his women's football camp. Touched in many ways, indeed. "

Police: "Hmmm. This is getting difficult. Ok, let's try this another way. If Darren Sharper didn't rape you, please take one step back."

This has inspired the band to change its name to Kunta Kunty.

I haven't seen a Caucasian bear this upset since they canceled 2-for-1 drink night at the Manhole in Sheboygan.

No slave ownership in his family tree, but he swears that his dad was once really rude to a taxi driver.

"No! I said we had room on the roster for one more retread! Get me Nate Robinson on the phone."

There is nothing cooler than a drunk guy wearing another man's jersey while yelling at millionaires who wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Shame on a boarder who try to run game on a boarder.

Dane Cook, Empowerer of Women.

Yikes, now we know what the "C" stands for.

He, she or they... I still don't want to see a picture of the beach with your feet in it.

I know. It sucks. I went to school in Lawrence and used to have good feelings for the place. But Kansas has done goofed too many times.

Please, no. This person is a troll in the purest sense of the word. He says stupid shit that he couldn't possibly actually believe, with the intent of upsetting people and starting lots of replies. Then it's off to the next story. He will go away soon.

Dick Bass is what Tommy Lee sometimes played to entertain Pamela. If he stretched it enough he could get a Low E sound.

Dad likes Applebee's because they have his antiquated views glued to the walls next to the rusty golf clubs and fishing poles.