That just seems cruel. That shark needs to be in water.

Am I missing something, or isn't an audio-only FaceTime call kind of the same thing as a phone call?

Those two Bieber tweets have almost exactly the same number of RTs. What's up with that? I know he's got a bunch of kids who will RT anything he says, but I wonder why the almost identical count.

"Wewl, it's one louder, isn't it?" Is one of my favorite lines from anything ever.

I love my dog but have never talked to/at him about my life. That's a little strange. All I ever do is ask if he wants to go for a walk, or else persistently demand to know who is a good boy.

Well played.

Would you be concerned that an official from the Ohio DOC might see it and decide to obey it?

JaBorian.

Yeah, I'm on Team Hater. The vast majority of things are overhyped, overrated, crowded and too expensive. Most people are boring and annoying. Most TV is total shit. Just leave me the fuck alone so I can listen to music that doesn't suck.

I'm going to see Godspeed You Black Emperor on Thursday. Anyone seen them live? Should be a good show from what I hear.

I came here to post Fuck Buttons. This album is great.

Hey Duan. I lost my job to layoff on Thursday. They gave me a severance package which is tiny, but I was still grateful for what I could get. It's weird thinking about how I won't have to be anywhere on Tuesday. Anyone been through that?

If you zoom in and look closely you can see the manhole cover that he put next to it for a size reference.

The men were later presented with the Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

You're totally right, bro. He's gay as hell.

Evander Holyfield made one of those too, but all the data on it disappears after a few hours.

In hindsight, he regrets taking that endorsement money from PureGlass Drivers.

This isn't even remotely close to the most annoying or offensive thing about all this, but he had 23 characters remaining when he wrote that "Sorry if people r hurt" tweet. A few more, even, if he took out the extra spaces. WRITE OUT THE FUCKING WORDS IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A SINCERE APOLOGY.