All I can think of is "You are NOT the father!"

Go continue the trend and play in traffic.

You're neat.

For what it's worth, and maybe some people will say it's worth nothing, I was accused of shoplifting at a Home Depot store not long ago also. I'm a boring-looking white male in his 30s, the bread and butter of HD customers. I had been at the rental counter to rent a tile saw and had purchased one of their orange…

It's Phoenix I think. They are actually pretty good.

The New York version of this same experiment proves the point that you can pick out a gruff- and grumpy-looking tough city dweller and 99 times out of 100, their face will light up and they will be very pleasant when they realize that someone is just trying to share a quick fun moment with them that doesn't involve a…

Looks like a good movie.

He does have 83 different words for "bad free agent signing," though.

That piano riff is used in a Girl Talk song and I've never before heard it in its natural habitat. That's always weird.

Owen and Mzee!

Sad story. Desperation will force people to take extreme measures whose repercussions are far-reaching and final. Once you wear those $180 shoes, you can't return them, folks!

"I came to help restore your pluck; because I'm the baller who likes to chuck."

Assuming that it's not true, do you really think it's a good idea to falsely accuse someone of sexual assault just because he's annoying?

Kenny Anderson was seen outside, making 74 attempts to parallel park.

Willie Nelson. I am not prepared at all for that guy to leave us.

Wow, the woman in that photo really went all-out to get the part!

I'm bigger than average and still don't like being naked in a locker room around other men. It seems really strange to me when men walk around naked in there. Maybe I'm a prude.

The reply back from the Equal rep was pretty gracious, FWIW. Not that there's much reason to stick up for a fake sugar company.