He’s got the yips. It’s 100% mental. He gets convinced in his own mind that his shot no longer works, so he starts trying new things, tweaking stuff. Before you know it, he’s all sorts of fucked up. I only hope he straightens himself out.

Whatever, Albert. Let’s see you look cool while trying to shoot a 55 lb. basketball.

At least Bruce Arena appears to have landed on his feet as a youth coach in Japan.

Move out of Canada?

I feel like at least a third of these names have also been used at one point by some lowlife with warrants trying to lie to the cops about their identity.

Their mascot is an Ugg boot filled with pumpkin spice chai latte.

I’ll join the fun.

Had this copied and ready to paste. Damn you.

He’ll be back for Buffalo’s Week 7 game against the Jaguars in London.

No two humans represent Stockton California better than the Diaz brothers.

This. A million time and forever this.

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

Haven’t seen that many white people run in Massachusetts since Randy Moss moved into one of the gated communities near Foxborough.

I hope one of them gets gored by Peter King.

Was there a trampling? Man, I hope there was a trampling.

To be fair, he doesn’t know any better because he’s from the Dominican Republic.

The last time a red box went down that hard was when Dwight Howard couldn’t find a copy of The Little Mermaid.

I can’t believe the ham sandwich stayed in the helmet.

I’m pretty sure it’s actually Dickslap Pierogies.

“Congrats, welcome to the team.”
“Sorry I don’t have you’re number, who is this?”
“It’s Me7o.”
“oh.”
“What?”
“You trying to get the pipe?”
“Uh wrong #”