P-Wallnuts
P-Wallnuts
P-Wallnuts

Somebody was quick to update his wikipedia page

I don't think you understand what a concussion is.

When asked about the post game locker room mood, Carmelo said it was like someone passed. He later took back the statement saying he has no idea how that would feel.

Jesus, the international break has wreaked havoc on poor Cristiano.

Speaking of lazy, your joke is literally in the article. No star for you.

I don't think JR was looking at Justin Verlander.

Maury!

I found this at Art. 376a of the Swiss Criminal Code:

I thought when Ellington moved from Philly he said smell you later. Guess not.

No surprise as the Lakers have the most ineffective shooting guard in the NBA.

....pointing to a board no more than 10 feet away. "Last year, I couldn't read the writing on it."

I also couldn't see shit.

Why this trade COULD happen: Both teams are run by muppets.

The only trade scenario that involves Kobe and another player where both parties can benefit from would be Kobe for Amare. The Lakers get a heaping pile of shit with 1 year left on his contract and the Knicks get a heaping pile of shit. The second heaping pile of shit will be reunited ("and it feels so good") with

Shit happens

What's that you say? More Rusty Hardin?

He'll really get his ears pinned back over this incident.

So you really are head and shoulders the worst guy here, Tom.

I hope they do this to Kobe later just to see him go for a furious 42 point night on 17-48 shooting.

He seemed to be going by the marker on the field. Do they not move it back after penalties?