I hope Earl walked out of that interview, and yelled "Now who wants some fuckin' beer?".

Black Waldo

As true as it is that this was un-self-aware on Rice's part (not to mention the ridiculousness of the tweet), press conferences like this are stagecraft. There is no way that an organization like the Ravens didn't prep these two ahead of time. That means that someone in their communications shop coached Janay Rice to…

Poor, brave Ray Rice. Getting knocked down in life by the role his wife played in making him punch her in the face. I'm really proud of him for overcoming this adversity.

"Sometimes in life, you get..."

So... if we hop aboard the Ray Rice train of thought, his wife is a failure for not getting up after he pummeled her.

"Sometimes in life you will get cooked"

Somewhere in America right now a fat, aging white columnist is frantically replaying this video trying to find the hidden batflip.

So, Minnesota can ship Love and possibly take some chances at a solid draft class to build a core...

Football Fan: I hate that evil little shit Johnny Manziel want him dead on the field!

Start working at home with Google!: It's by-far the best job I've had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go to tech tab for work detail.......

Durant: Listen, basketball gods, I know you gave us a break with that out of bounds call, but if you give us these free throws too, I'll never ask for anything again.

It would be difficult to distinguish between Ms. Sterling actually wanting to keep the team and an extremely aggressive negotiation stance. I suspect the former but really have no way of knowing. Does anyone?

Nick, Nick, Nick....take it from me, an expert, there are easily two other great answers:

Sounds like someone's belly is about to throw up.

I'm more impressed that Etch-A-Sketch is now making video cameras.

The inventor of the cup had similar tests.

Every moral compass needs a lodestone, a magnetic south if you will, that allows us to confidently stride in the opposite direction. The New York Post is such a thing.

"Just think... [makes broad, sweeping gesture] Bums in the seats AND on the field!"

Almost any time someone asks, "Am I the only one..." the answer is almost certainly "No" because while you are unique, you are not THAT unique.